how NOT to act in a bank

do not say anything even remotely similar to any of the following:

if it is slow:
"oh! you look bored!" (i am never bored, even if it is slow. and i would rather sit there doing nothing than helping your dumb ass)
"why, you must have been waiting just for me"
"you guys need to get to work! quit sitting around!"

on any other occasion:
"ok, who wants me?" (no one really wants to help you, you fucking hag)
"oh! you guys are open?" (nooooo, we're just sitting here on our day off to confuse you, douche bag!)

more advice:
dont hit on any person at the bank. do you think they are there just so you can eye them like a piece of meat? fuck no! in fact, dont hit on anyone while they are working, no matter where it may be.... unless of couse it is a brothel of sorts.


thats all for now.....